Friday, July 17, 2009

Bitch and moan

My kid is asleep and has only demanded booby twice since 10 p.m. (it's 5:20 a.m. now), so why am I awake? Why am I not basking in the glorious glow of sleep? Because of my old lady back. And by back I do mean my back and not my ass, which is as young and supple as it ever was.

But back to my back: Sleeping makes it hurt. Well, to be accurate, laying down makes it hurt. It's probably our matress. So I decided to make myself comfortable on the hallway floor, which was actually working out well. Until those goddamn birds started chirping. Yeah, it has come to this. I curse nature. It did, however, make me think of this little gem.

Sigh.

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