Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?

I spent a lot of my time here in Germany wondering why it is that the Germans are the way that they are. You know, sometimes humorless yet with an impeccable taste in beer. That strong scent of deodorant-refusal, the pungent smell of defiance.

And now the premiere of the Simpsons movie is upon us, and it is only being shown in German here. All I can say is, "Colonel Klink, did you know that Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?"