1994

I am lazy, lazy, lazy and having a blog that I rarely update kind of broadcasts this to the world. But given how much I enjoy reading other people's blogs, I thought maybe I oughta put a little more effort in here. My day-to-day life doesn't really make good reading fodder, unless you're into hearing tale after endless tale of my heroic attempts at not pissing myself while speeding down the Autobahn on the way to work (that morning coffee'll go right through you). My Monday through Friday routine is pretty simple: Wake-Shower-Coffee-Work-Home-Couch-Gummy Candy (of any kind. The personal fave now are these little bastards.) The only variable is what we watch on TV and what we eat for dinner. So. But now that spring is on its way, and I find myself becoming ... well, doughy ... maybe I'll make myself go running more than once a week. Maybe. Until then, to get back into the swing of things here, I'll take a cue from Jen and use an idea from the National Blog Posting Month website: Lists.

10 Things that aren't as true at 29 as they were at 16
1. My metabolism won't change.
2. Getting pregnant is as easy as a rip in a condom
3. The '90s will always be cool, even in retrospect
4. I will never get sick of the Indigo Girls
5. This cellulite certainly couldn't get any worse
6. Model UN will look great on my resume
7. Overalls look as good as they feel!
8. Playing the baritone is a lifelong skill
9. I'll never get sick of playing the same Indigo Girl songs on my guitar
10. Wichita is a cultural hotbed