Hey USPS Fuckers...

Those were two packages of nettle-based pills and nettle tea bags to help my mother get rid of water retention. This is a nettle plant:

This is what the package of pills looked like:



I know that it looks a lot like your run-of-the-mill box of German PCP.

Feel free to click on the word nettle to find out more about this non-drug-related plant. They burn when you touch them, like I do when people piss me off. You understand?

Are you bitches also retaining water at the post office? Is that why you took everything out of the envelope, labeled it as damaged, then sent it on to my mom? Are you guys really such fuckers? Next time, at least tear the envelope open with your teeth and stomp on it some to make it seem damaged instead of slicing it open with whatever the hell it is you bitches slice stuff open with there.

You'd think Bush was still president around there.