Monday, December 06, 2010

The conversations you can have with a toddler…

After her bath, Harper is found in the hallway, pointing to the living room.

Harper: Peee peeeeee!

Me: Where?

Harper (pointing and squatting): Da! Peeee peeee!

Me (kneeling on the floor, squinting to see): Oh! [Seeing pudding of what might possibly be pee on the floor.] Harper, did you pee on the floor?

Harper: Yeeeeeeeeesssss! Peeeeee!

To her credit, she did clean it up herself. When asked if she was a little girl (who pees on the toilet or in her diaper for all I care) or a dog (like Lilly, who will pee out of spite on your relatively new couch if you leave her alone for an afternoon), she quickly said, “Dog! Hund!”

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