Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Best Magazine Ever



11 comments:

Russell said...

I used to subscribe to that mag, but I felt that it forced guys to conform to an unrealistic ideal of how compact their asses could be. This world is big enough for a variety of ass sizes.

Damn those Swiss!

Brandi said...

Russell, isn't that you on the cover? Don't be so modest.

Russell said...

Actually, I am in that cover photo, but I'm standing behind the man in the suit.

Let's just say that those pants don't cover every square inch of his body.

Brandi said...

Surely you meant "booty," not "body."

Russell said...

First of all, it's not "booty," but "boo-tay."

And second, like you'd even know one if you saw one!

Whatever, girl!

Russell said...

I assume you've never seen www.buttmagazine.com?

Brandi said...

Oh, Russell, it's just too easy:

When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.

Russell said...

Really? You seem to have figured out how to do that without me years ago.

I just feel bad for Bjorn, now. I've got 5000 miles to separate me from you, but he's trapped.

Brandi said...

Za-Zing.

You are really a bitch.

Russell said...

Don't forget who you are dealing with, my dear.

Russell said...

You update this blog about as much as you change underwear.