The Germans are strange and must be observed. Consider me your Jane Goodall.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Speak for yourself, Hotmeyer
Sorry, Russell, but some of us spend a lot of the time working, but not the kind of "work" you do. I haven't time for your mind games. Now go and wait until I have something to say to you.
Lies! We were in NY! I drove from WV just for you! You taunt me w/ your hating ways... And what about that 24-hour bus ride I took from Frankfurt to Scotland? Did that mean nothing to you??
Look, Russell, we were hip before it was hip to be hip: TOP TEN BEST UK SIGHTS
1. Alnwick Castle, Northumberland; 2. Carrick-a-Rede Rope Bridge, County Antrim; 3. The Royal Crescent, Bath; 4. Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, Southwark, south London; 5. The Backs, Cambridge; 6. Holkham Bay, Norfolk; 7. Lyme Regis and the Jurassic Coast, Devon and Dorset; 8. Tate St Ives gallery, Cornwall; 9. Isle of Skye, Scotland; 10. The Eden Project, Cornwall
Ah, dearest, how could I ever forget sharing beds with you in quaint Scottish B&B's and pretending to be your put-upon wife for an entire week?
Freshen your drink, guv'nor?
I could bring up the fact that mutual vacations differ from visiting in one's home, but that's cutting too fine a line. I treasure any and all times I can steal with you.
Oh, and your husband is alright, too. Tolerable, I think, is the way your mother put it to me.
I'm pretty sure that I stayed with you in some hellhole called Giessen, but perhaps I'm mistaken. And I did visit you in your "family home" in Austria, that is, if you do indeed consider your husband as family. Perhaps you don't.
As for "the home," I'm sorry that you were repeatedly raped by an Angelina Jolie-esque hot mess lesbian, but that happened on your doctor's orders, not mine.
11 comments:
Nice snatch flag. Now where's the pole?
Why you gotta be that way?
Oh, I'm sorry, dear, delicate little flower! I will try to be more sensitive toward you since you have always treated me so kindly.
Damn straight.
Number of times I have visited you in Germany/Austria: 2
Number of times you have visited me in the US: 0.
Actions speak louder than words.
Lies! We were in NY! I drove from WV just for you! You taunt me w/ your hating ways... And what about that 24-hour bus ride I took from Frankfurt to Scotland? Did that mean nothing to you??
Look, Russell, we were hip before it was hip to be hip:
TOP TEN BEST UK SIGHTS
1. Alnwick Castle, Northumberland; 2. Carrick-a-Rede Rope Bridge, County Antrim; 3. The Royal Crescent, Bath; 4. Shakespeare's Globe Theatre, Southwark, south London; 5. The Backs, Cambridge; 6. Holkham Bay, Norfolk; 7. Lyme Regis and the Jurassic Coast, Devon and Dorset; 8. Tate St Ives gallery, Cornwall; 9. Isle of Skye, Scotland; 10. The Eden Project, Cornwall
Ah, dearest, how could I ever forget sharing beds with you in quaint Scottish B&B's and pretending to be your put-upon wife for an entire week?
Freshen your drink, guv'nor?
I could bring up the fact that mutual vacations differ from visiting in one's home, but that's cutting too fine a line. I treasure any and all times I can steal with you.
Oh, and your husband is alright, too. Tolerable, I think, is the way your mother put it to me.
May I point out that you have never visited me at home in Germany, nor in "the home" I was in for a while after that unpleasantness?
I'm pretty sure that I stayed with you in some hellhole called Giessen, but perhaps I'm mistaken. And I did visit you in your "family home" in Austria, that is, if you do indeed consider your husband as family. Perhaps you don't.
As for "the home," I'm sorry that you were repeatedly raped by an Angelina Jolie-esque hot mess lesbian, but that happened on your doctor's orders, not mine.
The point to all of this is that I miss you and all I have is a lock of hair to remember you by.
It's just you and me, lock of hair.
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