I came home from work yesterday to discover my child chewing up a catalogue with Santa's naughty daughter holding a video projector like she's serving up a platter of condoms on the cover.
Pearl is apparently every German nerd's wet dream: Scantily clad women and electronic accessories on every page. Not sure if you really want to buy that portable PA-system with an MP3 player? One look at the young lady in the white leather hooker boots and the way she's holding the microphone will have you ordering one for yourself and for your mom.
Björn can't remember what he ordered from Pearl, but the selection is wide. Was it the 2 GB pen with a built-in video camera (for those James Bond moments) or was it another riveting edition of Virtual Skipper? No, wait, I know. It was Sauna Belt S3000.
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Oh, this is a gem.
Get it? Hahahaha!
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