Teutonic Tuesday — Ricky King

Ricky King is a German guitarist with a slight resemblance to Paul Simon; and the fact that he is German tells you that his name isn't really Ricky King. But Hans Lingenfelder just doesn't have that dangerous ring to it that slutty groupies love.



Ricky King plays all your favorite hits on the guitar. He doesn't sing. He plays the actual melody without ever changing his facal expression once. Ricky stares you down when he does this, with a look that says, "Come join me later in the back of my 1975 Chevy van. You'll know it's mine when you see the mountain mural painted on the side. I...I did that myself."

So join your host Graf Corpse in his creepy wine cellar and enjoy with him this Ricky King infomercial. And don't ask how he's playing an electric guitar in a park without an amp. He's the real King, baby.