One last time...

Baby S. is weighing in at about 3 kg (6.6 pounds), unless my doctor was way off. My mom expressed surprise, telling me that none of her babies weighed more than five pounds. I gently reminded her of the benefits of laying off the booze and smokes while pregnant.

Anyway, here's the last round of Things That Weigh As Much As Baby S.:



With this tasty muscle shake, you can make yourself an entire creamy glass of 700 calories with a mere flick of the wrist. And I say mere, because you don't want to waste any of that energy.



Robotic fish are something I never though the world would need, but now that they're here, it begs the questions: How did we ever live without them?



I though tapicoa only came in pudding form. Shows how much I know.



While Haribo is a German company, and I probably consume my weight in their products every week, I have no idea what these Haribo Pontefract cakes are. Amazon.com says they are the original, born in 1614 when a seal was applied onto the small, round licorice cake. In 1760, sugar was added to the licorice which added to its popularity. Haribo Pontefract Cakes are still manufactured in Pontefract, England. The soft and chew Pontefract Cakes are only available in 6.6-pound bags for long-lasting enjoyment. Approximately 113 pieces per pound. Mmmm hmmmm... I like it when my candy is born.